How to Fix a Website

I've solved the mystery of fixing outdated websites. This technique will work on anything from that homepage with the neon rotating banner that you made in '97 to the ecommerce site you made last year. Just follow these three easy steps:

• Step One: Cut a hole in the site.

• Step Two: Put your junk in that site!

• Step Three: Have someone open your site

and that's the way you do it!